#its just goddamn...

[paintedcrows]

When asked why they still haven't kicked the bucket after decades: Ford insists he beat Death at chess. Stanley insists he kicked Death's ass in a Denny's parking lot

[hellsitegenetics]

When I followed you earlier today and then realized this blog wasn't even two days old it made me feel like I invested in a startup.

Do you think if you did the lyrics for Fireflies by Owl City, your database would give us fireflies? (Will also accept owls. And there's a line about sheep too).

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[hinamie]

long way home

[consultingfujoshi]

[lungthief]

listen. i know it's not 2014 anymore and i know it's just a throwaway line and that the russo brothers didnt intend for marvel action blockbuster captain america the winter soldier to become the tragic gay love story that never was but man. having steve say "it's kind of hard to find someone with shared life experience" in a conversation about romantic relationships right before the bucky reveal is so cruel. it's not just about steve and bucky obviously having the shared experience of being "out of time," it's the fact that they've both been stripped of their humanity in opposite directions. steve is a legend, he is an american hero and a national icon before he is a human being the same way that bucky is a weapon and a killing machine before he is a human being. steve knows that anyone who falls in love with him in the 21st century fell in love with captain america first, and that's just not him. but then the one person who knew him first and knew him best and loved him (not captain america, that little guy from brooklyn) so much he died for it is alive, impossibly. and it's a miracle because he's back and it's horrific because he's back under the worst possible circumstances. but to steve, the winter soldier is worth tearing the world apart for because he's always been bucky first. they find each other and suddenly they're human again. and maybe, despite it all, being "out of time" becomes a blessing, because in this century they'd finally be allowed to love each other the way they've always wanted to. like real people do.

like. no. the captain america trilogy isn't about two queer men traumatized and alienated by war and modern life rediscovering and reclaiming their humanity through their love for each other. but. i mean. it couldve been

[neostellarjpg]

still makes me giggle. you just know that "goddamn" was full of emotion

[idolomantises]

I was just complaining about Dandadan fans being weirdly against shipping but after seeing the BNHA fandom's behavior uh. i get it now.

[lotus-pear]

everyone please check up on your local shin soukoku stans after the newest chapter, i heard there’s been casualties in the thousands

[localcursedfriend]

Ok everyone is talking about Doctor Damian and I know that's like the path he seems to be going. However, I think Charge Nurse Damian would absolutely hit. Like all of those traits that made him a little odd as a kid, before he went through unpacking all the stuff with the LoA, would serve him beautifully as a charge nurse. Clear, quick, efficient communication? Exactly what you need when you're in charge of people who are in charge of making sure people stay alive and healthy. A firm prioritization system? A must if you are overloaded with work and need to do everything all at once (Nurses straight up deserve so much more help man). Confidence in yourself and how you operate in your space? Absolutely. He would get to use all the cutthroat confidence and attitude he was raised in while getting to be kind and empathetic like he is at his core. (Also he gets to use all his like Robin skills, but I think a lot of that can be cross applied to if he became a doctor, sooo)

But more importantly Damian wants to help people in a special way. I'm not saying doctors don't help people, they absolutely do, but nurses get much much more face time with patients. They get to see the impact that they are making. I think that's something that NEEDS to be a part of Damian's story. It's important for him to see the change he's doing, seeing goodness grow one person at a time because it's part of his story and his growth.

[eshithepetty]

Characters who are a black hole. Characters who would see the infinite wastness of space and see themselves. Characters who are so immensely powerful, they could kill you without blinking. Characters who can't be defeated, no matter how hard you try. Characters who are angry, teeth gnashing, a swirling mass of a hungry void beneath their skin. Characters who are paradoxically, helplessly, vulnerable despite that. Who are kind. Who are gentle. Characters who will take that desperate endless void inside their heart and do their damnest to fill it with desperate endless love. Characters who, despite being a knife, have the softest edges of them all.

Yes, I am talking about Shigeo Kageyama.

[densewentz]

hey if you guys go back to the scene where the Cat King puts the truth compulsion on Edwin and, after removing it, asks him "now, doesn't the truth feel better?" if you watch carefully you can see Edwin give a tiny shocked and vulnerable little nod right before the Cat King nods back and you TOO can start screaming and crying inconsolably like I am

[celestial-castiel]

decided to rewatch an early spn episode and FUCK s1-Dean gives me the craziest gender envy, it's so unfair

like??

the bed-head too omg

why am I not shaped exactly like that man. feels unfair

[cross-d-a]

I truly absolutely ADORE how in Fugitive Telemetry Ratthi and Gurathin are just like- Murderbot’s bestie sidekicks who are so ready and willing to back it up and help kick ass and investigate a murder and worry all over Murderbot and then just like— go chill and grab lunch while Murderbot is Dealing With Things and also maybe possibly getting into some harrowing trouble and that moment where Murderbot calls them and is like HELP ME and Ratthi is so started he knocks his fucking chair over and Gurathin spills his drink and they help and then Murderbot is just like can’t talk now bye and then fucks off without explaining anything or if it’s okay like- I love them soooooo baddddddd plsssss

[so-very-small]

HAPPY 4/20! make sure to give your favorite tiny a giant blunt today! and for the giants… idk man. what do giants smoke? hollow log filled with weed? we’ll go with that. give them a hollow log filled with weed. happy blazing

[broareweabouttoviberightnow]

look I love myself a good 'rip darry you would have fallin to your goddamn knees over inflation' head canon. however. I raise you darry 'I ain't payin eight fuckin dollars for eggs pony open your backpack fuck that shit'

[lonesomenecromancer]

yeah whatever, go siffrin from my classes